Tim and the Tin Titan


Two More Craiglist writing Gems

From a very disgusting story about anal sex gone wrong:
Thinking she was close to orgasm, I pumped that ass even faster, faster than Amish meth-head churns butter.

From a story about Christmas presents:
5. One of my female co-workers gave me a Jan. Playboy with a packet of Nuveen hand Cream taped to it. I was going to get her a sexual harassment suit...but then I realized my Christmas gift to her was a box containing a Gift Certificate to Victoria's secret, a Disposable Camera, and a Stamped Envelope addressed to me.