Tim and the Tin Titan


Greate Jokes
No fancy flash anymations with these jokes. Some are funny while others are groaners, but a good crop.

So these two dyslexics walk into a bra...
Q. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in the corner?

A. Because he has no attatchments.

Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."

Cashier: "That'll be $9.50"

Buddha hands him a ten. Waits. Waits. He says, "Where's my change?"

Cashier replies, "Change must come from within"

Q. How did Darth Vader knowe what Luke was getting for Christmas?

A. He felt his presents.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a pint. As the bartender gets a good look at the pirate, he notices the wheel and asks, "Hey matey, do you realize you've got a steering wheel in your pants there?"

Pirate says, "Arr... it's drivin' me nuts."


Ok, I have to stop now...