Greate Jokes
No fancy flash anymations with these jokes. Some are funny while others are groaners, but a good crop.
So these two dyslexics walk into a bra...
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Q. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in the corner?
A. Because he has no attatchments.
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Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."
Cashier: "That'll be $9.50"
Buddha hands him a ten. Waits. Waits. He says, "Where's my change?"
Cashier replies, "Change must come from within"
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Q. How did Darth Vader knowe what Luke was getting for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a pint. As the bartender gets a good look at the pirate, he notices the wheel and asks, "Hey matey, do you realize you've got a steering wheel in your pants there?"
Pirate says, "Arr... it's drivin' me nuts."
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Ok, I have to stop now...
No fancy flash anymations with these jokes. Some are funny while others are groaners, but a good crop.
So these two dyslexics walk into a bra...
---
Q. Why can't the Buddha vacuum in the corner?
A. Because he has no attatchments.
---
Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."
Cashier: "That'll be $9.50"
Buddha hands him a ten. Waits. Waits. He says, "Where's my change?"
Cashier replies, "Change must come from within"
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Q. How did Darth Vader knowe what Luke was getting for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents.
---
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a pint. As the bartender gets a good look at the pirate, he notices the wheel and asks, "Hey matey, do you realize you've got a steering wheel in your pants there?"
Pirate says, "Arr... it's drivin' me nuts."
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Ok, I have to stop now...