Tim and the Tin Titan


Ain't that the truth!
Nerve.com's The Unsexy List

41. Flavored lube. If God wanted us to taste like kiwi, he would have made us kiwis. (Also applicable to lip gloss.)

[Update: Chatting with Dante]
D: "5. Lord of the Rings. The movies are fine, but did you know that if you read the trilogy three times in a year you actually get your virginity back?"
D: A lot of people in high school must have had double or triple virginity.
T: :) I like that one too
T: triple virginity :) sounds like something that is hard to break in...
D: Or a cocktail. "I'll have the triple virginity with a twist of lemon."
T: :)) indeed
D: Wait, isn't triple virgin a type of olive oil?
T: it should be the name of a waterproof seal: "new waterproof case featuring patented TripleVirginity Seals (tm) "
D: Wow, it won't ever get wet.
D: I couldn't resist.