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Nerve.com's The Unsexy List

41. Flavored lube. If God wanted us to taste like kiwi, he would have made us kiwis. (Also applicable to lip gloss.)

[Update: Chatting with Dante]
D: "5. Lord of the Rings. The movies are fine, but did you know that if you read the trilogy three times in a year you actually get your virginity back?"
D: A lot of people in high school must have had double or triple virginity.
T: :) I like that one too
T: triple virginity :) sounds like something that is hard to break in...
D: Or a cocktail. "I'll have the triple virginity with a twist of lemon."
T: :)) indeed
D: Wait, isn't triple virgin a type of olive oil?
T: it should be the name of a waterproof seal: "new waterproof case featuring patented TripleVirginity Seals (tm) "
D: Wow, it won't ever get wet.
T: LOL
D: I couldn't resist.