[De]Valentine
we love you, yes you provides print-your-own valentines cards. They are in their particular style, some examples:
"If you ever get mauled by bears, I hope they stay away from your face, cause I think you're cute"
"Money can't buy you love. But love can't buy you cargo pants"
"I love you THIS much. Wait... You aren't REALLY form Tacoma, are you?"