Tim and the Tin Titan


Try At Your Own Risk
Nerve's Pickup Line Contest has some good ones:
"I'm going outside to make out: care to join me?"
"I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?"
"Can I bum a cig?" As they hand it to me and I'm placing it seductively on my lips, I say, "Why, thank you. I don't smoke, but I wanted something of yours in my mouth!"